BABY SHOWER HUMOR
To add some more laughter at the baby shower, here
are some jokes to bring to the baby shower that will go over well. We have also provided
some great baby pictures to give you a great smile!
Proper Exercise while Pregnant (definitely a
males perspective) The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze
class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly,
along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the
The teacher then announced, "Ladies,
exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't
hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"
The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in
the middle of the group raised his hand.
"Yes?" replied the teacher.
"Is it alright if she carries a golf bag
while we walk?"
Q: Am I more likely to get
pregnant if my husband wears boxers or briefs ?
A: You'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear
anything at all
Q: What do you call a pregnancy
that begins while using birth control ?
A: A misconception
Q: What is the easiest way to
figure out exactly when I got pregnant ?
A: Have sex just once a year
Q: What is the most common
pregnancy craving ?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant
Q: I'm two months pregnant now.
When will my baby move ?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college
Q: My breasts, rear end &
even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy ?
A: Yes, your bladder
Q: My wife is 5 months pregnant
and so moody that she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question ?
Q: What's the difference
between a pregnant woman and a Playboy centerfold ?
A. Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good
Q: What position should the
baby be in during the ninth month of pregnancy ?
A: Head down, pressing firmly on your bladder
Q: When is the best time to get
an epidural ?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant
Q: What is colic ?
A: A reminder for new parents to use birth control
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all
the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant. -- Steven Wright